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Kicking the world right

23/01/2024

The rock has surprising theories. Recently, having coffee in a bar and talking about the weather, an impromptu gathering has joined our group and, with airs of Nostradamus, has assured that climate change is due to the direct impact of so many satellites in the atmosphere. Rajoy's cousin would support this opinion, without a doubt.

Someone also told me recently that in a few years we will all have a chip inserted in the arm with which we will go through all kinds of controls. The aforementioned explained to me, absolutely convinced, that even to buy toilet paper at the Sabeco they will scan our arm to see if we have a balance.

Homeless

23/01/2024

Literary magazine «Ágora». 2004. Illustration: Víctor Mógica Compaired.

You can already find the best cardboard; Once the effect of the wine is diluted and you feel the ice sticking to your back again, that cardboard that you so eagerly sought stops passing through a comfortable blanket to become the refrigerator door. And you are inside the refrigerator, your defeated body is a lonely hake kept frozen in the dark night.

Although I also tell you one thing, once you survive your first freeze you never die, not even what you want the most. Normal people wonder how we survive on the streets in winter. It is the law of the strongest, the strongest among the weak.

Spirits of fire

28/02/2024

Literary magazine «Ágora». 2006. Illustration: Víctor Mógica Compaired.

The night marked its black hours with the quiet crackling of the wood in the fire. Eagle was looking at the stake for instructions for the combat of dawn, but his magical sense still did not manifest itself, with no news from the great Sioux spirits.