Sesiphi isihloko esingcono kunesi? Into ekhaphukhaphu, ilula, iyazenzisa. Ngaphambi kokuba ufe, ewe, kungcono iiyure ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokuba uphulaphule. Kulapho uya kubamba uluhlu lwakho ekufuneka ulufunde kwaye uya kuwela umthengisi ogqwesileyo we-Belén Esteban, lowo uvala isangqa sokufunda sobomi bakho ... (yayiyihlaya, i-macabre kunye ne-blood joke)
Akumangalisi ukuba senze iziqhulo malunga noku kungena, kuba Isihloko besisandula ukucetyiswa kum yenye iblogger ekwazinikele ekubhaleni ngeencwadi. Kwaye kukho uluhlu oluninzi kunye nothelekiso kwi-Intanethi ukuba ukujolisa phezulu akukho enye inketho kodwa ukubetha umfundi ophakathi kwaye uthi: heyi, mhlobo! Ubusazi na ukuba awunakoyisa ungakhange uzifunde ezi ncwadi zi-3, 5 okanye ezili-15?
Ke apha sihamba ngovavanyo lwam oluthile kuncwadi olugqithileyo. Kakhulu kuba... Ngubani lo wayezokukhangela kuGoogle: «iincwadi zokufunda ngaphambi kokuba ufe» Ukuba awunayo imbono yokuzinikela kuhambo lokugqibela?
Ndiyathemba ukuba unexesha elincinci lokundihoya. Ukuba uneeyure ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokuba ushiye iforamu, kuya kuthatha imizuzu embalwa ukuba ulahleke apha.
Kwaye emva koko ungqengqe ebhedini yakho ukuze ujongane nezifundo ezibalulekileyo. Okunye ukufunda okungayi kukuqinisekisa ngezulu, kodwa oko kuya kuthi, ubuncinci, kukuthontsize ukondla ubukrelekrele bokwenza umsebenzi wakho wasekhaya wenziwe kakuhle. Ngaloo ndlela uyakonwabela isizathu esibuhlungu esifana ne-narcotic exolelanisayo, ngaphambi kokuba uhambe apha ukonakala okupheleleyo. Quixote, iqaqambile kwaye iqaqambile ukuya kokugqibela kunye nokuphela kobomi bakho.
Iincwadi ezibalulekileyo zembali yoncwadi
Iingalo zomnqamlezo wam
Ndim lo Paco Threshold kwaye ndiza kucebisa incwadi yam kuwe, kuba yiyo loo nto size. Yi-uchronia apho uHitler esixelela ukuba kwenzeka ntoni ebomini bakhe emva kokuba esindile kwi-bunker. Umfo odume kakubi, indoda etyiwa ziintshaba zayo...
Andizange ndibhale into enje kwaye soze ndiphinde. Kuba eyam yeyona noveli eyimfihlakalo, intsomi yesayensi, amabali kunye nokugqwesa okungaphumeleliyo kombhali ongaphumelelanga. Lowo nangona yonke into iqhubeka ukonwabela ukuchwetheza njengencinci (ngeminwe elishumi, njengemikhulu. Akukho nto yakwenza nabo bangafundanga ngedijithali kunye neminwe yesalathisi ebukhali). I-placebo yodwa ezilawulayo phambi kwekhompyuter, ibona indlela abalinganiswa kunye nezicwangciso ezizalwa ngayo kwaye zife. Ukuba oko akuthethi ukuba ngumbhali ngaphezu kwayo nantoni na enye, uThixo uze atsho.
Kwaye ukuba incwadi yam igqityiwe kwaye awucingi ukuba yinto efanelekileyo yokufunda ngaphambi kokuba ufe, kuya kuba ngenxa yokuba uchithe ixesha elide phakathi kwamaphepha ayo. Kwaye emva koko uya kucinga ngokuyifunda kwakhona ukolula ixesha lakho lobomi libe yimizuzu emitsha ehlala ingunaphakade phakathi kwephepha kunye nephepha. Kwaye ke uya kundibulela ngokwandisa iintsuku zakho zokugqibela. Kwaye oko kuya kuba yeyona nto ityalwe imali eyi-5 ye-euro ebomini bakho.
Yenziwe? Ewe, njengoko i-ejaculator yangaphambi kwexesha endingazange ndidibane nayo inokuthi, yiloo nto. Namhlanje andinamdla wokuqhubeka ndikusondeza kwezona ncwadi zibalaseleyo kwimbali, mhlawumbi ngomso... Bon voyage.