Kuseka uye zvinyorwa, zvinowirirana uye zvakakosha, zviwanikwa uye zano. Kunze kwezviitiko zvakasarudzika senge zve Christopher moore, kuseka kunowanzo kuwedzerwa kuti tikurumidze kutimutsa tichinyemwerera. Tingaite sei kuti tisayeuke mupfungwa iyi "Rangano remapenzi" kubva Kennedy Tool. Kana izvo zvinogara zvichishamisa, kubva kusekwa kwevanhu, don Tom sharpe.
Asi kune avo vanoziva maitiro ekuita kuseka mune yakazara kuti vapedze kubudirira mubasa rakaoma rekuita izvo zvinofadza chaizvo iyo inotungamira "shinda." Hongu, ndoziva kuti etymology yeshinda uye hilarious haina kufanana, asi ngatitangei nekuseka kwakanaka ...
Iyo poindi ndeyekuti Moore akaita kuseka yake chaiyo chiteshi kune chakanyanya kutengesa, Yakashongedzwa nenzvimbo dzinoyevedza pane dzakawanda nguva kuitira kuti chinhu icho chikwane zvakanaka.
Uye pasina kuve ruzhinji rwemhando, chokwadi ndechekuti maitiro ayo epasirese haarambike (uye kuti mushanduro kuseka kunorasikirwa zvakanyanya nezviuru uye chirevo chimwe chakarasika panguva ino uye nenzvimbo dzakananga)
Kana iwe uchinzwa sekuda kuseka uchinakidzwa nezvirongwa nematangles avo anotyisa, pakati pezvinonaka uye kunyangwe nepfundo rinochengetedza rondedzero, Christopher Moore anogona kukushamisa iwe.
3 akanakisa Christopher Moore enganonyorwa
Basa rakasviba kwazvo
Zvekuseka zvipi futi? Zverufu, hongu. Hapana sarudzo kunze kwekutarisa mugomba risinganzwisisike kuseri kwechiratidzo che "mugumo" uye kuseka guruva rakaipa iro ratichava uye richapinda mumeso evasina kungwarira pamazuva ane mhepo. Ndizvo zvinofanira kunge zvakafungwa naMoore paakasika Charlie Asher mudiki uye akamupa kugona kuperekedza rufu kwese kwaanoenda, zvichiita kuti zvive nyore kumukohwi akashata kutora hupenyu mugoho risingambofungidzire zvakadaro nekuda kwaAsheri.
Inofanira kunge iri kufa fan hombe yaMurphy. Uye iwe unoziva, kana zvinhu zvikafamba zvakanaka, mirira dutu rechicha dzikama.Mukuvapo kwake kusingashamisike, Asheri ndemumwe wevakomana vatatu vane rombo rakanaka kwazvo pasi (vamwe vaviri vakatourayiwa mutsaona dze scooter). Pamwe chete nemukadzi wake anonyora iyo symphony yemaitiro kusvikira Sophie abata pamuviri. Nekuti ndiko kusvika kwake uye kufa kwake kunoonekwa (pamwe nekuda kwekushayikwa kwekurara kana rombo rakanaka).
Ramangwana rinonakidza raAsheri rinofambidzana nevanhu vanofa nekukurumidza pavanenge vari padhuze naye uye mameseji echiporofita anozivisa kufa kwakawanda. Kufufutirwa nerufu rwekupenga, nharo inosemesa yekugomera kusinganzwisisike uko kunopedzisira kwaenda nekuguma kuseka.
Ngirozi isingatauri pasi rose
Inland California iparadhiso kwauchiri kuwana yakasarudzika nzvimbo sePine Cove. Uye sevakasiyana sezvavari, Moore akaisa maziso ake pazano iro rinoshandurazve zvese pasi. Isu tose tinoziva Santa Claus. Hongu, uya anodikitira sembwa mumashopu. Mwana asina mhosva saJoshua anoona kurwiswa kwaSanta kusvika amusiya afenda pasi (ndiani anoziva kana kwanga kusiri kwekuyedza kuba mota).
Iyo poindi ndeyekuti, Joshua anoteterera kuna Mwari kuti Santa akurumidze kupora. Kana zvisina kudaro, vana vachapererwa nezvipo zvinouya paKisimusi. Uye zvechokwadi, iwe haugone kunzwira tsitsi sei kunzwa mwana achitaura munamato wakadai?Nokuti kana paine mumwe munhu asina mhosva somwana, inenge iri ngirozi duku ine urombo inoiteerera uye inosarudza kuita chiito. Nyika chete haisi nzvimbo yezvitoro zveSanta Clauses kana makerubhi ane chido chakanaka. Iyo yeAmerican-style grotesque inoshumirwa, neiyo kukurumidza kutapurirana kwekuseka kuenda kunopinzwa nedenga.
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Chinhu pamusoro paMwari uye kuseka chinenge chakatemerwa neMonty Pythons uye nehupenyu hwavo kubva kuna Brian. Asi Moore aizivawo kushandura nyaya yebhaibheri. Nekuti pakanga paine mukaha, kuyaruka kwaKristu.
Iyo nyaya yemazuva iwayo apo Mwari aipambadza nguva, iyo Kana kuJerusarema kwatinoudzwa kwatiri naColleja, imwe yeshamwari dzisingazivikanwe kubva munharaunda inouya kwauri semwana azere tsvina ndokuti, ndinogona kutamba newe here?
Iyo poindi ndeyekuti Colleja akazova shamwari diki yaJesu uye ikozvino nguva yasvika yekuti amutumire kwatiri. Ngirozi nyowani, pamwe isina kungwara kwazvo senge iri mune ino yambotaurwa, inomumutsidzira uye inomupa kuti ataure zvese, kunge tafura yetafura chaiyo inoratidza. Asi, hongu, tiri kutaura nezvaMwari, uye zvese zvinotaurwa nezvake zvichave zvinyorwa zvitsva zvinoyera, zvisinei nekuti mwana iyeye akanongedzera kunaMesia aive akarasika sei.